WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL HOMEPAGE
OF THE LONELY COLLECTIVE
HELLO! If you are alone, and its Wednesday between 3 and 6 o'clock in the afternoon, this website is made for you! It's easy, you have to read the text that follows. But first, we want to introduce you to the sweetest friend we ever had:
I'm your friend FOOFY! The text below is really important:
Are you sitting at home, bored?
Are you surfing the internet, reading, studying, or procrastinating, alone?
Are you staring into space, listless and confused?
Are you worried about the squatting ban?
Do you like sugar and caffeine, especially in the winter?
And finally, is the heat in your squat not working?
THEN THE LONELY COLLECTIVE DAY CAFE IS THERE
We will serve coffee, tea, espresso, and sometimes cake
Wednesdays from 3 to 6 PM, Pretoriusstraat 43
Lonely Collective Day Cafe is for people like you and sweet foofy:
those who are lonely, but prefer to experience their loneliness
collectively. Have a coffee, drink some bio-milk, eat a pastry, work
on your computer, connect to the World Wide Web for free on the
collective computers! You can even bake a cake. Sit with us or apart,
chat with your neighbor, or just ignore everyone. Read the news or
the latest propaganda material while sitting in the loo...
The Lonely Collective Dag Café is open every wednesday from 3 PM to 6 PM and is run by volunteers. You can become a volunteer too by writing to Joe's (JoeATsquat.net.)
The lonely Dag Café takes place in Joe's Garage, Pretoriusstraat 43, Amsterdam (click on the underlined section, you will then connect to the world wide webpage of Joe's Garage)
We will not serve alcohol to stay a FOOFY friendly place; but keep your dog at home. Remember, we don't intend to cure your loneliness, we are just acknowledging it. Why be alone at home, when we can be alone together.
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